Without too many grody details, the Biffy is an easy-to-install attachment that you secure to your home toilet, (although yes, there are travel bidets available, too –
I warned you, it’s a whole new world.)
Once installed, it is like taking a mini shower every time you use the bathroom and cuts WAAAAY down on your family’s need for toilet paper. There are many other benefits and you’re welcome for not going into graphic detail – the amazon reviews will tell you everything else you need to know.
What started as a joke present became a way of life. We have become full-blown bathroom snobs since this epic Christmas day, adding the bamboo Squatty Potty seen above as another holiday gift three years ago.
Some of my family members and friends have installed their own Biffies and here’s what they anonymously 😉 have to say about it:
“The Biffy has the undeniable ability to sanctify one’s
booty, bowels and beyond.” – Joel
(my son does not wish to remain anonymous)
“TP shortage? Psssst. We don’t need to worry.”
“Never run out of ‘clean’ again!!
Instant satisfaction that saves the paper!”
“The Biffy prevents bladder infections when used regularly.